Wake up. Whisper "fuck".

"Give me a sign, I want to believe."

"That's so cute... it's stupid."

worried

Half my reliability is too much to ask, apparently. How about ONE MOTHERFUCKING QUARTER MY RELIABILITY, YOU LAZY FUCK. ONE QUARTER.

"In you a star is born."

God sees what I just did.

Why can't people be even HALF as reliable as I am? Fuck.

"Well, sudden realization of the lack of igloos and dog sleds on my first day in Canada was rather upsetting." Hahaha.

If your heart's been broken, give me the chance of giving you a new one.