"Broccoli, give it up, it's all over!"

"Quit, don't quit. Noodle, don't noodle... you are too concerned with what was and what will be."

37 km on a bicycle just for a work interview. My knees and arms are going to fall off tonight.

"...but getting a cellphone is like carrying a toilet. Can't people wait until they get somewhere and then call?"

Oh elbow, you funny. You real fuckin' funny.

Infected Mushroom makes days more tolerable.

he should have moved to England.

Fuck you, everything. Fuck you.

"Meth addict thinks the glass looks a bit like a crocodile."

dreams like the one he just had.