stupid fucking bike

"I'll always love you, but I've got to move on and find my life's purpose."

I made a promise that I couldn't keep. And it's eating me from the inside.

"did you know that, when you feel like shitting the beans you just ate, there won't be any toilet paper for you to wipe your ass with?" OMFG

Dinosaur shows are fun

"A conscience is something that gets in the way. That's all a soul is. An obstacle. Something to overcome. "

I'm surprised I actually crashed

To whoever bought the signed crow I was gonna buy today: Fuck you. Fuck you hard. Fuck you up your dick hole. With a dirty stick. Fuck you.

my beautiful, the world is a strange place.

misses those days.