Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Live every day like it is your last.Crawl into a corner and cry.

Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a newspaper!

work lyk u dn't nid d money. Luv lyk u've nvr bn hurt. Dance lyk nobody's wtchng. Sing lyk nobody's lstenng. Live lyk it's Heavn on Earth.

wag mo akong pagtawanan aking kaaway dahil kung nadapa man ako, ako ay babangon! (bwahaha)

mark all as read! (bwahaha)

in the office..

happy sunday morning everyone!