I don’t want a perfect person, Just a person to act silly w/, someone who treats me well & loves being w/ me more than anything.

Hey Google, Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after one letter.

Whenever I'm searching something on google and its not on the first page, I don't bother to go to the other pages.

The ugly girls that know there ugly enough that they must photoshop themselves which steps them up from hideous to put a bag over that shit!

I just saw something that reminded me of you! But don’t worry, I’ve flushed the toilet and washed my hands. BURN!!

What students do after the teacher says to be quiet: 1%: Stop talking. 99%: Stop talking for 30 seconds and then start talking again.

The feeling you get when you're in the car and you realize you're almost home but you're to lazy to get out of the car.

I sit here crying, not because I miss you, but because I know I'll never get the chance to hurt you like you hurt me.

my karma down ohhhh

good night^^