Just a reminder that Enya:
1. Loves singing so much she had to sing a whole song about it
2. Lives in a damn castle
3. Her castle is named after the mansion of a fictional murderer-turned-lover.
Replurk to share some killer Enya facts.

Plurked at work, lurked on plurk,
Went berserk, began to twerk.

I just opened up an investment account with Aperture Science. Finance bros have nothing on me, they can't understand 2D graphs, much less the complexities of four-dimensional index funds.
#NowWeBankingWithPortals®

Opps just dropped a hundred grand on real estate investment.
So I told em, where's the house, snipe? But they didn't answer the bit.
Looks like you invested in fake estate you stupid piece of shit. Give me a breath mint!

Who else likes eating bees
Like and replurk if you love eating bees

Just got a new Subwoofer, this puppy gonna be ready to BARK. WOOF even. Perhaps even Rrrrrrrr...

shoutout to HappyPIurkfulChamp for always maintaining polite and proper etiquit equit eddiquit ... horse manners

I look at the ground... dirt. I look at the tree... wood. I look at the building... brick. I look at the clouds... amongus. https://i.redd.it/fs5870bbko471.jpg
Can I ever leave this place?

And don't even think about showing me that animation of the woman scanning her items and then walking away.