Poking holes in your parents' condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes.

Please don't blame your heart for your stupid decisions. You're human, dude.

Why can't we just say 'no' when we want to..

It has always been a simply complicated life.

be happy, not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.

”Are you single?” No, I'm plural... #insane

"Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may happen. Keep in the sunlight." -Benjamin Franklin

No relationship is worth sacrificing your dignity or self respect.

B: Baby, you jealous?
G: I told you No!
B: Baby can I get a kiss?
G: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!

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