Always keep your words soft and sweet--one day you may have to eat them.

Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth--a sense of humor.

Diplomacy: the art of jumping into troubled waters without making a splash. -Art Linkletter

Advice is one thing most people would rather give than receive.

Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it. Andre Gide

Humor is the harmony of the heart. -Douglas Jerrold

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures

Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you.

We are all in the same boat in a stormy sea, and we owe each other a terrible loyalty. -G.K. Chesterton