Advice is one thing most people would rather give than receive.

Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it. Andre Gide

Humor is the harmony of the heart. -Douglas Jerrold

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures

Dogs come when they're called, cats take a message and get back to you.

We are all in the same boat in a stormy sea, and we owe each other a terrible loyalty. -G.K. Chesterton

A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day. -Emily Dickinson

A smile is the magic language of diplomacy that even a baby can understand.

Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the deeper it goes.