Cocaroaches are really running things on Earth: ping.fm/QcWDo #earthday

One day I'll roll in a Volkswagen Thing: ping.fm/heIlj #dreamride

If pot is legalized, I expect less prison overcrowding: ping.fm/wTL6e #hash

Is sad that our dog,Otis, succumbed to his disease today

5:30AM, really...is that necessary!?

Leave a party if you see vomit: ping.fm/pwx5o #getout

Oh, for three more hours: ping.fm/GZ8wb #3morehours

Oh, to be in Italy: ping.fm/kiLt4 ##vacation

My money's on the pack of hyenas: ping.fm/lrLdh #gorillavshyenas

First rule of relationships: Communication: ping.fm/I8nZO #therules