you to l'eggo his four Eggos like an '80s Monday morning, betch!

participating in a couple of mock drafts! (I can't wait, damn it!)

remembers why Metro is one of his favorite Eddie Murphy films.

have to turn his back towards the Niners for a minute and tell them to suck a big fat one. (CHARGERS!)

found his class rival and damn is she delicious! (Hoping she's more motivation than distraction.)

coffee is the greatest creation on Earth! YEEEEEEEEE-HAAAW!

prepares the smackdown he and his team will give to all fantasy football leagues.

thinking of blissful thoughts... (I wonder why? Hmm...?)

still waiting for reality to slap him in the face after Sin City...

found his camera back at IHOP! (They won't stay in Vegas now.)