The way your heart pounds when he says your name.
I'm addicted to three dangerous things: shopping, eating, you.
If Plurk was a school, I'd have perfect attendance and win all the trophys at the end of the year.
3 things i learned at school:
1. Texting without looking.
2. Sleeping without getting caught.
3. Teamwork on tests.
GIRL: Mom, can I go for a walk for some fresh air?
MOM: Yes sure, but ask your "fresh air" to drop you home before 9:00 pm.
Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, It's too dark."
When trying to explain a movie you love, you just end up making it sound really lame.
Checking the fridge every fifteen minutes to see if any food magically appeared.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
I know my hatred will take me nowhere, but I know my pain will.