SLEEP NOW. WAKE UP in a few hours. Then, Study marathon til the 6pm LAW test. Good luck to me!

What's the difference between a good secretary, and the best secretary? -- *from Boys Night Out.*

never ever get tired of waiting -- as long as there's something to wait for.

made a new drink: STRAWBERRYCOLADA!!! The Strawberry version of Pinacolada!

SO CLOSE TO NIRVANA. Go Go Go!

must watch Rex Navarette!

TO GO TO THE BEACH AND LISTEN TO REGGAE MUSIC WHILST LYING DOWN ON THE SAND SIPPING MARGARITAS.

"Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML"

"Today, I had a plan to ask this girl to Prom. It was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. . ."

Today, I went to a first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML