The Whole Foods CEO is a total douche, but damn they've got some good stuff in there.

kind of misses a girl. Damn it.

going to space out for a while. Drool may dribble. Hasta mañana.

It's Saturday. Do you know where your holiday is? It could be out turning tricks or huffing paint or maxing out your credit card online.

night all

no piss for anyone's cornflakes today. Happy New Year!

Happy Blasting New Year!

a plane ticket to London.

actually excited about making peanut butter and jelly for dinner. My wild bachelorhood weeps.