Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED. Twitter : Posting 100′s of tweets in a day = NORMAL.
Having sarcastic conversations with yourself when people are ignoring you.
You know you love someone when you save their texts and re- read them when no one is watching <3
Crazy times + Crazy friends = A memory you will never forget ♥
I think I'm gonna end up like Plankton. Yeah! Marrying my computer.
Whenever you walk in to the doctors, and they ask you whats wrong, you immediately turn to your mom and she explains.
Dont ever fall in love being someone's number 2 !!
I can't be selfish all the time. I know, I just have to let you take time for yourself sometimes. Without me☺
Dear toilet, Please Flush! Please Flush! Please Flush! Please Flush! Sincerely, at a friends house.
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.