can anyone say 'whale oil beef hooked' without sounding Irish?

I know that you know that she knows that I know that he knows that she knows that you are officially confused!

doesn't get why plane toilets don't have windows? Who's going to see you at 10000ft!

I love you with all my butt...cause it's bigger than my heart!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? Bird flu needs a 'tweet'ment and swine flu needs 'oink'ment HAHAHAHA

!NOTICE! If U Notice This Notice U Will Notice This Notice Is Not Worth Noticing

always gets myspace and facebook mixed up i keep telling people to come on myface

Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimereadingstatusmessages.

that some people have never learned how to "Level Up" in the game of life.

just found out that tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest!