Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore. If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex.

This love stuff is a motherf***ker.

DEATH would be the worst break-up ever.

Karma's a bitch, so you two are going to get along great.

I'm not a smart man... but I know what LOVE is.

needs a MAJOR MAJOR boost.

I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

Do I look like I give a damn?

Alright, that's it I’m gonna kick your ass you little whore!!!

I am going DOWN.