knows now why people Plurk so much: too much free time.
spamming his Plurk timeline.
to get at least a 3.5 for his GPA.
whether the pL is happy or emo?
disturbing the pL cause he's fat.
that the pL is a small footnote on his epic butt.
uber excited as he is going to apply for a new phone line! Verizon!
that the pL is [fill in anything you want].