My patience for today was exhausted about two hours ago.

[AC:NH] If anyone needs a 2x2 Kitchen Island, there is ONE for sale at Nook's cranny right now. 170k bells.

[AC:NH] Has ANYONE gotten a spare Sagittarius fragment? I've seen one this whole month, not for lack of trying!

[AC:NH] I'm about to go get a pizza, but Skye is making a Grass Skirt on my island if anyone wants to come over. My gates are open.

Attention nidorina. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567333421429293056/710524689570856990/image0.png

[AC:NH] [Tripleplurk?!] [Potentially NSFW] Okay, this is fascinating stuff... This non-binary dominatrix is virtually humiliating ...

[Doubleplurk] Also, it is bloody SURREAL to dial a government office phone number, wait on hold, and hear a jazzy, bassy porno beat come on for the hold music.

[AC:NH] DAMMIT, CHADDER! No, you stay! It's BUTCH I want to make leave!

[AC:NH] I love that the TVs play proper Japanese style TV.

[FF7R] Extremely cursed... but funny as hell. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639873194651811860/709975850266656808/1589326204266.png