Realized that while I really like a lot of Genshin Impact, the grind is... ABYSSMAL. I stopped playing for a day and actually felt more relaxed than when I was playing.
So all that's happening for All Saint's Wake is the Haukke Manor instance will be runnable during the month. No items at all. No pumpkins, no sassy music.
Behold, the poor bastard whose body apparently thinks he only needs THREE HOURS OF SLEEP even though there hasn't been a reason to wake up at all... every night for the past two weeks.