This is not a drill. This is NOT A DRILL.

... I am upset that you can't fistbump your pod minion in .

[Arceus] My SECOND Shiny Alpha... A BLISSEY! THAT one I'm happy about.

Quoth the estimable Popeye the Sailor Man... I've had all I can stands, I can't stands no more.

I slept like a man endlessly falling down a circular stairwell...

Yearly warning: You do anything to me tomorrow for April Fool's Day, the BEST you can hope for is a snarl and a punch.

Just don't do it, kay?

[Arceus] After two months... ALPHA PORYGON!

[Meme] Which bird vibes do I give off?

Just a reminder, if you want your fashion crown, today's the last full day for Little Ladies Day!

Slept three and a half hours. Woke up.

Feeling tired as frick. But not sleepy.

Body, you're a loose cannon.