Turn on the TV, sees Texas A&M vs. Alabama... completely packed stands, not a mask in sight. Mmmm, smells like a superspreader event.

Can't sleep, can't even make microwave oatmeal right, what the fuck even is today?

The internet is about to burst into flames, but I need to get back to bed. Someone lemme know who the new Smash character is, and I'll see you when I return to the waking world.

[Animal Crossing] If anyone is around who still plays this, there are three new Halloween Recipes.

Sprocket is currently making one of them on my Island, the Spooky Tree.

I still see many of you out there without spooky names.

It's okay. You can let it show. It's October now.

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The great thing about being a Lions fan is... Everyone else generally leaves you to your suffering without kicking the dead horse. Ravens kicker Justin Tucker sets NFL record with 66-...

Say what you will about Nintendo, but they really do know how to raise the fucking roof and set the internet on fire.

IT'S HAPPENING