jeez...its like the infant version of tubgirl!

7lbs of baby with about 14lbs of shit in him...that was not human...wtf

the chunk up begins...jakes gained 6oz in 4 days

step 6...have someone trip the alarm and lock-down the entire floor

...step 5 promptly poop a ton...

how to bring a baby home. step1 change baby. step 2 baby pees on new clothes. step 3 recchange baby. step 4 baby poops in diaper...

parenting is easy....the nurses come home with you for the first 8 years...right?

in the past 30+ hours i've been asleep for about 3 of them

Jacob Thomas Cianflone...born at 3:31am via c-section...8lbs 2oz...mom and baby doing great and i'm on cloud 9000

IT'S A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!