Rhinos have been around longer than cougars, but cougars get more attention.

shouldn't use the gym as an excuse to eat a lot.

to buy a new external hard drive.

"Doctors are sadists who like playing God and watching lesser people scream." - Juno

Juno.

Jennifer Garner and Natalie Portman can pass as sisters.

filling out Chinese visa applications.

Binay is small AND terrible.

now writing the History of Senjistan.

What's Drunk Jonathan like?