Helped my brother trim their dogs nails and I cut too far and made his nail bleed. No more clippers for me, Pedipaws FTW! notoclippers

Trying to pick up a pizza for dinner and the line is crazy at the drive-thru. All I wantz iz a pizza.

Spent too much on thinkgeek stuff, so sadly comics will have to be put on hold this month. badwithmoney

Awesome bacon and chocolate chip waffles were made by Wifey for me as they sound icky to her and she ate them without bacon. baconftw

Sitting at Wifey's cousins for his b-day. I have eaten a feast and cannot move. Nachos and meatballs and wings and ice cream cake. *drools*

OMG!!! There is a guy running for local treasurer and his name is awesome: Young Boozer. No joke. He is getting my vote.

Little Dick Russell's is just as good as Original Dick Russell's, but no steaks or b-fast. bbqporksammich

“May the fourth be with you!”

I want to go to there: rickroll.it/OMm

rickroll.it/we8 This is why I love professional wrestling!