Happy fuckin' Monday

from FML: Today, while driving, I saw a banana skin in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it, driving my car into the ditch.

guten morgen

For Alpha_Geek : remember the Penn & Teller show we were at when he hit the woman in the glasses with the foil ball bit.ly/2Dqke5

I need some coffee NOW

woooo freakin' hooooo!!! I'm getting dual monitors at work!

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*sigh* My car broke down right after I picked up my newly neutered dog from the vet. To top it off... it was raining pretty fucking hard.