a hard time ignoring shiny objects.

had a weird day

still kind of creeped out about the burglary next door

recording your call for quality customer service.

putting the "lurk" in plurk

in flavor country

up all night with an ailing dog

doesn't hate the player, or the game. She hates the saying "don't hate the player, hate the game."

it's noon somewhere

isn't sure this is a good idea