A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student,'What are Nitrates? The student replied shyly Ma'am,sa motel po.Nitrates are higher than day rates!

A man is not measured by what he has but by how much he values those people around him and the little things that matters to his life.....

NTOY:Ang gling ng aso ko! Twing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.ERNG:Alam ko.NTOY: Ha? Paano mo nlaman? ERNG:Ikinuwento sakin ng aso ko

PAT: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni dady.JOV: Wow Gnyan klaki ang knikita ng dady mo? PAT: Hndi! Yan din ang pangarap nya!

Guy: Ano ang horoscope mo? Girl: Anong huruskup? Guy: Yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER. Girl: Ah, sa akin ALMURANAS!

Maid: Ma'm, ni-rape ako ng magnanakaw kagabi. Madam:Bakit d ka sumigaw? Maid: Eh, akala ko po si Sir, pero nung makadalawa, nagduda na ako!

Holduper: Pili ka, wallet mo o pasabugin utak mo? Biktima: Ikaw na bahala..bastaa pareho po yan walang laman!

Good night everyone. People will love us because of what we are and not what we have. Our charater matters most.

Love those people who are dear to you. For they are rare and has no replacement. They're the one U can turn to when ur down..

Hi everyone, good afternoon. Just got bak from field and meetings...