After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular @ school and my maid hit me up for a raise

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf

Memory is the mother of all wisdom

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

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