wow, i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident.

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular

hahah oh wow, my karma is shit!

These four years.

One more quarter then I'M OUT THIS BITCH!

For finals:

Uhg, damn it plurk.

It's not sex I want from you, It's sex I don't want from Dennis.

"Never put off till Tomorrow what you can do the day after Tomorrow." The story of Late Nite Alumni

Dubstep?