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Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong.

Substitute teaching 8th grade language arts till 3:15, then working at Sylvan from 3:30-5:30. Loooong ass day

Each ear 2x a day for 10 mins each, blahhh

That awkward moment when someone around you uses the phrase "let's get down to business" and all you want to do is defeat the huns.

his job because it's teaching students and helping kids PLUS he doesn't have to get up till noon. Soooo full of WIN.

in love with Lana Del Rey.

anyone STILL playing Skyrim?

Time to sea salt soak my ears!