You've got the farts. Phew.

Why do I only have 215 Plurks here? [This one makes it 216]

That was my 800th Twitter update. BOO-YAH! twitter.com/katokat/stat...

What if you die? Then everyone mourns. They're not gonna pursue the trilogy. OHMYGOODNESSGRACIOUS. Tell me you wrote the songs!

If you can only hear our dog barking, you would want to give her away. It's like she wants a batheart necklace.

OHMYGOODNESSGRACIOUS. Stereo Skyline @ Let's Make A Mess Tour! Omfgzzzz [EW]

WAH. Urban Outfitterssss. Pssssh. Shipping<Kat Webb

LET'S MAKE A MESS! Omfgzzz!!

THE BATHROOM SCENE STILL WINS. EPICC. [See cobracam.tv]

WAH. I really wanted a "I Kissed A Boy Video". Oh well. What the hell. I have this, I LOVE IT. Shake the glitter.