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mabuti na yung malinaw

The awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it purples because aliens don't wear hats.

if happy ever after did exist

You can't be ugly and play hard to get... You,re already hard to want.

Periods are punishment for not getting pregnant.

kaen na

Never judge a book by its cover, because a plain cover may hide a beautiful story.