Nobody is the same, just because you were hurt by one person does not mean you have to punish the next.

So kailangan pag magge-gentleman, naka-maikling shorts?

May "HAHAHA!" na, may "LOL" pa. Di pa nakuntento, nilagyan pa ng "XD". Happiness teh?

Yung text mo na kasing-haba ng buhok ni Rapunzel tapos yung reply niya sa’yo mas maikli pa sa bangs ni Dora."

My life is a battle between wanting to eat and not wanting to be fat.

Yung sabi ng teacher niyo "Cover your paper" Tapos yung katabi mo OA makacover. Sige teh push mo yan! Manghuhula nalang ako!

Akala ko sa dagat lang nakikita ang mga alon, yun pala, pati sa braso mo.

Ang sabi ng facebook, "What's on your mind?". HINDI "WHAT'S ON YOUR LIFE". Kaya wag mong gawing diary ang status mo.

DELETING INACTIVE FRIENDS DAW! SIKAT KA?! PORKET DI NILILIKE STATUS MO IUUNFRIEND MO? #famewhore

"I wanted to be successful, not famous."