chika mo sa turtle . XD

during a test, when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand, so that the teacher cannot see how stupid you are.

Dimples are so f*cking attractive.

COKE FLOAT: 30% coke 20% ice cream 50% ice

Everyone has that one friend whose laugh is always funnier than the joke.

yung prof. mong mag eexam bigla kahit hindi nagtuturo . #medyaspa

pagkain.food.pagkain.food.pagkain.food.pagkain.food

hahahahahaha

Yung taong sweet :'> . . . . Sweet sa akin. Sweet sa kanya. sa kanya, sa kanya at sa lahat.

FACT: Ang babae mabilis mainlove sa lalaking magaling mag gitara at kumanta."