like an idiot. LOL. I need to have my heart removed.

I can make it through the quarter without trying to get a co-worker shitcanned.

that I have to spend 10% of my month every month preparing for Biz Ops. That's time I could be actually working!!

how freaky people would look if they actually looked like anime characters. Could I date an anime woman, with those huge eyes?

to flip out. But I'll just grin and bear it.

hearing Julie's voice. It's so soothing. I regret she was one of the ones that got away. That's the story of my life.

down, but maybe I'm just tired.

awake and sipping coffee, but really wants to go back to bed. Grr. Mondays.

his neck doesn't break out after a very close shave at the barbershop. My skin is burning.

why we don't just execute the Real Housewives of Orange County. They're retarding our evolution as a species.