Hello Helpdesk? Trying to get the little arrow on my screen to move to the right but my mouse is already on the right edge of my mousepad

I went into the bank the other day and asked them to check my balance so the teller pushed me over

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms, are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out - Phyllis Diller

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense - James Thurber

People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses

I was not sleeping. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance