playing ice breaker in msn

You know you're a mom when someone says they have a stomach ache and you ask if they pooped today

When a girl says “what?” it's not because she didn't hear you, she’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.

Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people in a year "Happy Birthday," ever.

Summer is kind of like the ultimate one-night stand: hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.

Instead of cashiers saying "here's your receipt" they should say "will you throw this away for me?

good eve plurk sinong pwedeng makausap diyan ?

G O O D evening

the Mavs look lost..

Dallas u aint able with the fury from Miami..