every day i get one inch closer to girl

my twitter got nuked so erm guess i'll be more active here (or try, at least)

i forgot plurk existed again.. teehee

i keep forgetting that plurk exists.... oopsie!

insane how only a year ago i thought that eating ass was gross and now im just. constantly thinking of biting fat cheek and shoving my tongue in hole. not even joking btw these are just my thoughts all day

i have an aggressive feral need to tonguepunch sweaty hole

man the mobile app is WAY better than the desktop huh. like insanely so, takes significantly less time to look at new reply notifications
so guess i have a new feed to stimulate my autism at work yippee!!!

oooouuuggghhh... so hungy

oh to just be a weird fucking creature that goes insane and pounces on things and does bad things to them. oh well

i don't like how plurk gives me a notification for when someone replies to someone else's post. why would i ever want that