You're so fake, you make Barbie so real.

Don't blame me for changing, blame yourself for not accepting who I am. Not everyone is gonna always act the way you want them to.

I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of search results then it doesn’t exist and my journey ends there.

I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

Dear Lord Voldemort, all you have to do is LIE. Sincerely, Pinochio.

Dear chairs, I know you get more ass, but I get more head. Sincerely, Pillows.

porket sinabing " I LUV U " ay kikiligin ka na. Remember, Wrong Spelling is WRONG."