I believe in second chances, I just don't think everyone deserves them.

From all the toys in the world, people choose "feelings" to play with.

When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.

The awkward moment you realize they were nice to you because they wanted something.

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

EX means.. Thank's for the EXperience But our time Has EXpired.. Now EXit my Life !

Some people might as well post "Wants Attention" as their facebook status.

Facebook says we’re friends, but trust me… I wouldn’t hesitate to throw a chair at your face.

A dick has a sad life: His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him..

Before you eat a chip, you have to look into the bag to find the perfect chip.