Every time I lose my phone... its always on either silent or vibrate. how convenient...

We all have that one friend who shouldn't even be allowed to cross the street on their own.

Dear Lazy people, 12343228854980. Sincerely, You didn't even read the whole number did you?

Low battery Low battery Low battery Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds.

I want a relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk... about anything and everything.

Facebook should have a limit on times you can change ur relationship status. after 3 it should default to "Unstable"

Realizing how weird you really are And wondering How you even have friends

HOW AWKWARD It must've been for the guy who invented clapping... clapclap .. dude, what are you doing? .. idk but it sounds encouraging.

Nothing is worse than being ignored or disregard by the one you care the most.

WHEN YOUR PEN RUNS OUT- 5% Calmly getting a new one & 95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE!