Women are more susceptible to pain than to pleasure.

Girl 1 – Talk to the elbow you aren’t worth the attention. Girl 2 – Okay it’s better looking than your face!

Cdo tomorrow.

I’ve got problem for your solution.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

An honest man’s the noblest work of God.

An honest answer is the sign of true friendship.

An honest man is respected by all parties.