heading out to do some transplanting before the rain comes

Why does a 'crisis' always have to be after 3PM on Fridays??? whats wrong with say a Wednesday 11AM disaster instead?

Heaven:The mechanics are German, police are British, chefs are French, lovers are Italian, the civil servants are Swiss.

Female cave insects have 'penises'

I want a Calzone

Dozzed off on the bus this morning - almost wound up in the Bronx !!

I have a SALT craving !

TGIF !!!!

Customers should not be allowed to touch their databases

WOOF WOOF - workin like a DAWG here !