"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell."
"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone."
* "If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.
"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?"
"Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive..."
"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window"
* "I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude."
"If you don't go to high school you will definitely go to jail."