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leastlikely
@leastlikely
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Springfield, VA, United States
I like to make declarative statements.
leastlikely
17 years ago
doesn't want to get up for work in the morning.
leastlikely
wonders
17 years ago
why, on the bottom side of a PLAIN bagel, there is
*always*
a part that tastes like onions.
leastlikely
feels
17 years ago
...not-well
leastlikely
says
17 years ago
we're almost at 700 in
word association
.
leastlikely
17 years ago
5
puts on her robe and wizard hat.
leastlikely
says
17 years ago
there, I said it, and I'm only mildly mortified.
leastlikely
says
17 years ago
I just told Tiff "I need to confess..." now I just need to work up the nerve to actually say what's on my mind.
leastlikely
is
17 years ago
kind of surprised at how smoothly it went when she had the Tiffany talk with Kevin
leastlikely
is
17 years ago
kind of creeped out, and angrier about this than she wants to be.
leastlikely
is
17 years ago
1
goin' out shoppin' with kab'n and wonder's how many mo're apo'strophe's s'he can f'it in one p'lurk
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