"America doesn't have food culture" okay idiot explain breakfast burritos

I'm plurking and driving

the shit I got will make you turn blue, that's why they call me Pack-Man

torsions your nuts into a pretty bow 🎀🥺✨

the only two gender identities that matter are ranged weapons user and melee weapons user

they call me Fred Flintstone bc I'm in the stone age

zyn nicotine pouches are so back to the future core

grr... I was born in the wrong generation...

(^obsessed with the 1500s)

microdose on estrogen, call that a micro trans action

I'm on that alien pack, this shit will burst your chest. they call me H.R. Greener. I'm in the atmosphere crashing into Saturn's rings, this shit is more acidic than xenomorph blood