the sheer number of smiling friends quotes that run through my brain in a day would blow up a gaming laptop

back on my bullshit, and by "my bullshit" I mean "my tendency to randomly abandon people and then return to them and wonder why we're not as close as we used to be"

anyway I hope you're all doing well

send me an opp, I'll do the wuxi finger hold on their dick

thinking about joel haver's curious george video

I get irrationally excited when a new monster flavor drops

artichone di p

want me to deal you in? shuffles a stack of pre-sliced salami

bites and rips off all the bristles on the toothbrush

TERRAFIRMINATOR

Wealth & Hellness would make a great band name