seriously thinking of getting the new ipod touch >

I'm telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think I'm lying.

"let's watch a scary movie" *several hours later* "dude walk me to the bathroom

Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"... "HEYYY!!!" ... "f**k

Saying "Yeah I'm on my way." When you're still at home.

Okay mom, yes mom, I'll do it" (10 minutes later) "what was I supposed to do?

Facebook and Twitter tells me EVERYTHING; gossip, relationships, birthdays. all i need

If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics I'd be like a genius

i. freakin. love. miley. cyrus.

Thank you phone, for vibrating when I'm almost asleep & totally scaring the crap out of me