Office early closing, hell yeah!

Shit, the snow is so tiny, as tiny as fetus' weewee

What the fuck, traffic light broken??? Shit gonna be late for meeting

Yup, two boys, hope they stick to their sex before they are born, otherwise it would be 2 late to update the color of gifts on our registry

traffic is gonna be horrible tomorrow morning

Busy day today!

man, my favorite senior is leaving the firm...sad, gonna miss her... she made my busy season a lot easier in the past year....

Me and Bob been walking on the ice for almost half an hour, won't go back home until he poops

F Bob, is it so hard to pee in the snow/ice

20 piece nuggets 5 bucks everyday! Thats dope! But good!